Candy Flip, Brew Style

The other night was band night and my turn to buy beer since the Tattooed, Pirate Poet had to drive the 20 minutes up to the sub-herbs. I bought some German beer with a woman on it -- since we're headed to Germany and there are women there -- and I bought some Java porter as well. This makes for some really good band night beer, since staying altert and awake is key, but now I just want to go to bed. Not only is porter a slow sipping beer, but it also has freakin' coffee, which will keep me awake until my 6am wakeup call.

I just found that picture at this ultra snobby beer rating site. I didn't read anything about it, but I noticed the feel rating. WTF? That make Hamms draft the #1 feeling beer in the world because of their multigon can that has no round edges to it,